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wherearetheturtles-wherearethey: theofficeopenings: S5 E13 - Stress Relief The greatest cold open of all time. THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!

Feb 16th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 10th

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It’s really terrifying how unqualified I feel for anything in the real world after getting a college degree.

Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 4th

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Jan 3rd

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Dec 29th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 21st

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I can’t stand people who think that they are just the shit and that they can walk into a room full of people and act like a total douche to EVERYONE and it’s ok. I may or may not have threatened someone with a scissor tonight.

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 10th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 7th

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okay basically today, north carolina is making it...

tidesbetween: after it has stayed in the shelter for 72 hours the dogs that fall under this “breed ban” it won’t even get the chance to be adopted if the owner brings in the dog it will immediately be killed the breeds in the “ban” are “bullies” ie: Dobermans, Rottweilers, Chow Chows, German Shepherds, Great Danes, Pitbulls, Mastiffs, Akitas and Huskies click here to sign the petition and...

Dec 6th

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That Birthday Profile thing →

If You Were Born Today, May 12: Personable, friendly, caring, and charming, you are a thoughtful person and can put yourself into almost anyone’s shoes. Funny and witty, you have a true way with words and can be quite excellent at writing, promotion, advertising, and the like. You are also good at managing money and coming up with money-making ideas. You are versatile, yet stable and secure....

Dec 2nd

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Nov 28th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 25th

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Thanksgiving is Over.

I always get a little disappointed when my family holidays never turn out as fun as the movies make them seem. I’ve come to realize that no one in my family actually acts like they like each other enough to make gatherings that special. Bitches. But now…. IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!! My most favorite time of the year!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 25th

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Spice Girls | Say You’ll Be There When I...

Nov 17th

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Nov 16th

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Nov 9th

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Nov 9th

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Nov 7th

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A zombie attack might be more fun.

I’m not sure why I thought Sports Promotion would be such a fun class. Oh wait… it probably would be fun if my professor wasn’t a 26 year old douche and everyone in the class didn’t suck so bad. On the bright side… only five more weeks of school. Forever.

Nov 3rd

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